Oh, to be happy and gay


Gee, I don’t know about you, but I suspect that the Virgin Mary has better things to do with her time than to worry about some gay men posing as female saints. Er, not to mention that — considering that the Philippines is now struggling with soaring food prices and a rice shortage — the cleric should be spending their time on far more pressing issues that surely matter more to their congregants. I’m just sayin’.

If nothing else, I won’t have any part in a religion whose gods have no sense of humor about these things. I can only imagine that Jesus and Mary are having a rollickin’ good time up there watching these guys celebrating life and love and all that other good stuff the Church has scorned for so long.