While walking the dogs yesterday, I came across this outdoor holiday tableau in a neighbor’s yard. I love the giant, sparkly Christmas ornament, but am especially charmed by the bottle of Clorox behind it. It’s like a wink and a vigorous middle-finger to the debacle that was 2016: Yes, you’ve been an eventful, delightful year, but ya know, I’ma just gonna scrub your memory from my weary brain.