(Fumbling while trying to seal two large envelopes to be mailed.)
Hi. Uhm, these are going to New Zealand.
Post Office Clerk:
(Looking at him to see if he’s joking. He’s not.)
Yeah. You know, like “Lord of the Rings.”
Anyway, so yeah, I need these to go to New Zealand.
New Zealand is still on planet Earth, right? Juuuust checking.